Wednesday, December 30, 2009

If I Were Evil

If I were evil, I would ensure that you were comfortable. So comfortable, you would do nothing.

You’d sit back, enjoy your shows, and sip a cold beverage…in the warm comfort of your home. You might even go to a movie, spend time with friends, or hit up the latest concert. Oh, the comforts of life.

I’d be sure to convince you that you were accomplishing something by doing nothing… not doing drugs, not eating unhealthy foods, not stealing, not raping. Ha, you’d be so convinced you were a good person.

But what would you have accomplished? You never did anything. You never visited the sick. You never gave to the poor. You never loved your enemies.

Did you ever contribute anything to humanity?

No. You sat there, enjoyed your life, and avoided doing ANYTHING. Why would you? Life is so comfortable.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Booyah

What's that? Brent's graduated? School can eat dirt and I get a fancy certificate saying I have my English degree?

Booyah.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Humor Me

Humor me.

I reject this reality. I feel as though my mind is constantly trying to wake up from this so-called “life”. It’s as if I know that I came from somewhere better. I know we’re not supposed to prey on each other. I know we’re not supposed to deceive each other for personal gain. We’re supposed to unify, labor together, and love. We’re supposed to develop, and stop hurting each other. We should be a team, and form a body whose parts all work in unison, even if we’re different.

I know these things, or at least I think I do, and because of that knowledge, I cannot believe that what I see day-to-day is real. It’s so wrong.

How is it that you so readily accept that this is the way things work? Why is it that you believe, and even encourage, modern business (mal)practices? “It’s business.” No, it’s not business. It’s selfishness. It’s greed. It’s deception—all so you can make a buck…at the literal expense of others.

How is it that you subscribe to this world’s delusions? Super models are Earth’s most laudable beauties? Actors should be worshipped? You think that’s music you’re listening to on the radio?

Aghh… My mind rejects what this world shows me. This is not how things are supposed to be. This is not truth. This is not the ideal, or even something “good.” Why do we continue to act like viruses and parasites, robbing from each other so we all become sick and die?

Wake up, planet Earth. This is not the correct path to follow. This is not a good process. Please stop swallowing the lies. We’ve got to start feeding each other and stop feeding off of each other. But I’m just crazy, right? Who wants to help other people when you can help yourself? Silly mortals, by helping others you’re also helping yourself; you’re just too dumb/selfish to see it.

Where is Jesus and his fire?

Friday, October 23, 2009

Watch Out!

I've got a solid hundred dollars saying what the next flu pandemic will be.



Camelot better watch out. The frog flu's a comin'.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Girl I Know

I know a girl who is not like any other. Most people…they’re like most people. A not-so-well understood truth is that humans are more similar than they are dissimilar. But, it is the small differences that mark a person as different, unique, special. A chimpanzee shares 95% of our genetic make-up. Only a tiny 5% so distinctly sets mankind apart. So it is within the human race, but rather than genetic differences, they are differences in character. My love has a different character.

Most people are regular, standard, common, ordinary, normal, average. The definition of average confirms this truth. There are some people who fall short of ordinary and are below average, or substandard. The girl I know is extraordinary.

The irregular, or uncommon, fall on one of two sides of the human spectrum. Regardless of which side, these people are different—aberrations—or in another word, freaks. Freaks stand out, for better or for worse, and these are their two sides. The first: those who are dramatically less capable; less beautiful; not up to par with the norm. The second: those who are substantially more capable; more beautiful; sublimely higher than the norm. I know a girl who is hauntingly—majestically—beyond the median.

What distinguishes my love from the common? She is a girl who deviates from the mean in 5% of her character.

1. Self-value. Most people are seeking a validation to their self-worth. They want to feel needed, beautiful. My love has discovered her value, and refuses to cheapen herself.

2. Humility. Many people act as they do because they’re convinced they are superior; it is everyone else who is inferior. By acting in such a way, they forget themselves. My love remembers who she is. She does not rely upon others to remind her.

3. Maturity. Maturing takes time, and some develop more rapidly than others. In an averagely developed world, my love has grown quickly. She has refined herself, and ripened; she is the perfect pick.

4. Passion. Humans are a passionate people, but passions vary. While most dedicate their lives to more frivolous fervors, my love has passionately devoted herself to Truth and Right (eousness). She obtains wisdom, and inscribes the morals onto the page of her heart using the fire from her blazing spirit. As a result, my love becomes constantly finer, purer.

5. Grace. Most people consider how a thing directly affects their own circumstance. My love has grace, and she analyzes the effects on the whole, rather than a singular part. This is God’s grace.

Humans are more alike than they are different. A measly 5% changes someone from chimpanzee to a completely different creature. My love’s 5% deviance transforms her, too. Her radiance burns more brilliantly than any being I’ve beheld. She is the only human being I’ve ever known, of all the humans I’ve ever met, whose inside accurately reflects the stunning beauty of her outside.

The girl I know—my love—is a freak.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Inappropriate Behavior of...Blogspot

"Captcha" boxes. Those little boxes with random letters inside that you, as a faithful blogger, must decipher and successfully enter in order to post your comment onto your friend's latest blog. "Klechta" it might say, and so you type "Kletcha" into the provided field, and click Submit. Now that you've successfully solved the National Treasure-like riddle, your comment will most assuredly be shown...and your friend will rejoice at the comment love you've provided.

These wonderful Captcha boxes prevent spammers from posting filthy and unwanted comments onto your blog. Although annoying, they save you from much spam muck. But what happens when those innocent boxes contain a derogatory message of their own?

Loogi? Thanks, Blogspot. I've had to spit in the garbage three times since seeing that.

But by far the worser of the two... (Please cover your children's eyes)


Yes, friends...Manho. MAN-HO. It stands together with loogi in open testament to the rapid decline of the once great Blogspot. On a positive note, this may be one of the biggest breaks for manwhores across the world.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Beauty and Function

Man embodies function. Woman is beauty. The Universe is comprised of function and beauty.

Function wants beauty to recognize him and his feats. Because of this truth, man longs for a beauty to notice his achievements and admire his talents.

Beauty wants to flourish, and to be shown she is as beautiful as she feels. Because of this truth, woman longs for a function to lift her up and show her what she is worth.

Function serves beauty—provides for her. How else can a lily bloom without its functional parts?

Beauty recognizes function and cherishes him for it. Beauty realizes she could not exist if there were not functions to create and sustain her. Taken from the rib of man? Formed from function to create beauty?

Conventionally, man provides for woman. Appropriate. It seems we are pursuing a natural course after all.

Some have spoken disparagingly about beauty, saying it serves no “real” purpose. What does it do, they argue. These people mean to say that beauty is not necessary. Not necessary? I laugh. Beauty is the purpose of life itself. Who does not want to live in a beautiful world? Who does not want beautiful objects? Who does not want life to be beautiful? Beauty is the reason we live; function permits beauty to exist.

Beauty and function. Two halves making a whole. Soul mates.

Man, serve your woman. Show her her genuine beauty. Provide for her and protect her. Love the beauty she is, and always act as a mirror, reflecting her beautiful nature.

Woman, receive your man’s aid and reward him for it. Admire his prowess and skill. Accept his work graciously, because he is working for you. Do not expect or demand his service. He serves you because he finds you beautiful, but do not believe that because you are beautiful you deserve his exertions. A man will see how beautiful you are through the way you treat him. Is it only your exterior that is beautiful? If so, man will soon abandon you, and you will wither.

It is said that form (beauty) should follow function. This is sound, because beauty cannot exist without a functional ground. Beauty is dependent upon function, but do not forget that function’s purpose is to create beauty. Without beauty, he has no purpose. Beauty is the crowning effort of function. God created man, but it was not good for function to be alone. God then created woman, and He rested. Beauty now filled the Universe, and God’s purpose was fulfilled.

-Brent

My Not So Little Deena

My Not So Little Deena